Blog: Dean BestWarning: Twisted confectionery on the loose

Dean Best | 24 April 2009

There is a high security chocolate bar incident at just-food HQ this morning, where an intelligent transfer of three Cadbury Creme Egg Twisted bars has ended in disaster...

One of the three Twister bars intended for editorial consumption has sadly gone missing in action - or is it a conspiracy?

Cadbury's quirky gift has a hole cut out the middle, where the gooey chocolate has supposedly 'escaped' leaving only its wrapper and a note.

A note reads: "To whoever discovers this... You're too late, loser. I warned those intellectual pygmies in the CIA (Cadbury Intelligence Agecy) that I'd escape and they laughed. Well guess who's laughing now?

"And now I'm on the loose again. Free to join my Twisted brothers and cover the world in Goo.

"I'll be long gone by the time you read this and I'm sure the CIA is already after us. But even if they do get one or two of us they're not smart enough to catch us all. NOBODY IS."

OK, Cadbury folk, hats off for an innovative ad campaign, but we've still got two Twisted bars to eat so, once again, guess who's laughing now?

Joe Ayling, news editor, just-style.com


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